I consider it a bit of an art - the perfect pitch, the best phrasing, the delivery - everything has to work for good sarcasm.
If not, you come off rude. Which I often do.
I was on a date with a law student once and he said to me, 'Your sarcasm isn't very good. You can't even tell that you're being sarcastic.'
Um, isn't that the point?!
I knew then that I thought this guy was an idiot.
How can sarcasm not make you happy? It has that je ne sais quoi that is difficult to put into words. Obviously.
I once read this lame joke t-shirt that said "I'm not mean, you're just stupid."
I feel like in a lot of ways that sums up my being.
Holy, this one was a little ... scattered.
This shit is hard. 48 posts. What am I on and already I am rambling?
Fuck. This is going to be a long day.