#1 - My mom
What can I say about my mom – she is pretty fucking awesome.
I have said this before, but she is my best friend, biggest fan and most fervent champion. Anytime I need anything – hell, even want anything – she is there.
And I know how co-dependent I am on her. There are certain undeniable truths in the world, and that is one of them.
She is even accepting of my friend’s idiosyncrasies – from waking up at 5am on New Years and helping make pancakes, to keeping Eve company when I was working, and accepting Jarod stealing our duvet – she just giggles a little and shrugs it off.
The last one is a true story – he stole it, wrapped it up and lugged it around NYC on New Years Eve. heh.
We have very little in common, other than shopping. She doesn’t get sarcasm, and therefore, doesn’t always get how funny I am. Oh the weird looks I have gotten over the years.
But still, she is the best mom anyone could ask for.
I tease her endlessly – from her faux accent to her pigment – and I think she loves every second of it.
I had never been freaked out like I was when she had her bypass surgery – the thought of this world, my world, without her, well it left me almost paralysed with fear.
Thankfully she is fine, but fuck was that nerve wracking.
She doesn’t drink or smoke, I got those bad habits from dad, but she is always willing to buy a bottle of wine to keep me sedated – ciggies, not so much, but maybe eventually.
Ok, I doubt that, but whatever, I get it.
Anyways, there you have it, my mom.
In a very short little post, because she is a short little lady.
The misadventures of an unapologetically inappropriate woman as she embarks on a Middle Eastern adventure.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
So it begins
This is post #1 of 48. What the fuck did I sign up for?
Please let this serve as a warning. I make no claims that this blog will create any kind of social change. Really, it is a narcissistic outlet for my thoughts, and a pseudo-diary for interesting moments in my life.
But, I have this habit of signing up for random things and just have to run with it.
So, run I shall.
I have heard comments recently about how I sound angry when reading my posts. How my expressions are a tad bitter.
Well, I am not really an angry bitter person. I laugh too much to be that.
Yes, I am jaded. There is no denying that.
To counter these criticisms - hopefully forever - Blogathon 2009 will be 47 posts on what makes me happy. Things, people, feelings of why I like my life and what makes me happy.
This was just a warm up - I have to let the coffee kick in a bit first.
Please note: to ensure there are no repeats, and to make my writing a bit easier at the ridiculous hours, I have pre-planned my list.
I am not winging this. That would beretarded leotarded.
Please let this serve as a warning. I make no claims that this blog will create any kind of social change. Really, it is a narcissistic outlet for my thoughts, and a pseudo-diary for interesting moments in my life.
But, I have this habit of signing up for random things and just have to run with it.
So, run I shall.
I have heard comments recently about how I sound angry when reading my posts. How my expressions are a tad bitter.
Well, I am not really an angry bitter person. I laugh too much to be that.
Yes, I am jaded. There is no denying that.
To counter these criticisms - hopefully forever - Blogathon 2009 will be 47 posts on what makes me happy. Things, people, feelings of why I like my life and what makes me happy.
This was just a warm up - I have to let the coffee kick in a bit first.
Please note: to ensure there are no repeats, and to make my writing a bit easier at the ridiculous hours, I have pre-planned my list.
I am not winging this. That would be
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Geeky is as geeky does
I admit it, I am as geeky as geeky can be.I have learned to deal with it, my family has learned to deal with it, and well, you kinda have to too.
So, this year, I am putting my geekiness to the test - Blogathon 2009
WTF you may be asking. Well, if you were too lazy to click on the link, Blogathon is a 24-hour blogging - athon. For a 24-hour period, I have committed to writing one post per half an hour.
Yes, you read that right, there will be 48 blog posts up on this here blog in a short 24 hours.
I am doing this in support of the MS Society of Canada. Should you feel so inclined, you can sponsor me here.
You'll have to sign-up for an account and then decide if you want to pledge per hour or just a lump some.
So, there you have it. Give your money to a good cause.
Oh, FYI, the first couple of posts may be incoherent. I am in Edmo this weekend for Cookie Monster's 30th birthday!
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Blogathon 2009,
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009
One bad blogger
Ok, I know, I have been bad. No writing, no nothing for a while now.
I suck.
But, the cool thing is, I haven't been writing, not because I haven't had anything to write about, but because there has been so much going on, I haven't had time to write!
Yay life!
The biggest of these was baby bump.
So, I hate event planning. The details details details, all for a few magical hours? Where the fuck is your return.
Anyways, thank god for Lis, because, well, this wouldn't have gone off as well as it did without her. I think she is a little magical and that's ok.
All-in-all the thing was a success. We had over 200 people through the doors and everyone, from the vendors to the customers seemed really happy with the whole thing. So that's cool.
Lis and I both made it out unscathed. Stressful, yes, but to see something that we thought of, and executed come together. Well, that was fucking cool.
Was it perfect? No. But it exceeded our expectations, and that's all it needed to do.
Plus, dad thought we did well, so I'm ok with it.
Also, it proved what an amazing support system we have. To have that big of a volunteer pool was pretty awesome. I can't imagine how we got so lucky, but here we are. Fucking lucky.
And I think I may have the best mom in the whole world. Just FYI.
I suck.
But, the cool thing is, I haven't been writing, not because I haven't had anything to write about, but because there has been so much going on, I haven't had time to write!
Yay life!
The biggest of these was baby bump.
So, I hate event planning. The details details details, all for a few magical hours? Where the fuck is your return.
Anyways, thank god for Lis, because, well, this wouldn't have gone off as well as it did without her. I think she is a little magical and that's ok.
All-in-all the thing was a success. We had over 200 people through the doors and everyone, from the vendors to the customers seemed really happy with the whole thing. So that's cool.
Lis and I both made it out unscathed. Stressful, yes, but to see something that we thought of, and executed come together. Well, that was fucking cool.
Was it perfect? No. But it exceeded our expectations, and that's all it needed to do.
Plus, dad thought we did well, so I'm ok with it.
Also, it proved what an amazing support system we have. To have that big of a volunteer pool was pretty awesome. I can't imagine how we got so lucky, but here we are. Fucking lucky.
And I think I may have the best mom in the whole world. Just FYI.
Sunday, July 05, 2009
Lucky
One of my dearest and bestest friends, Eve, came to Vancouver for a little viz.
I'll go into the visit later - we had a blast, as per usual.
At one point, Eve said, "Do you remember your sixth grade birthday party ..."
Eve and I, NYC 2007
I paused to appreciate the fact that I still have someone in my life (who isn't related to me) that can say that.
Afterwards, we called my mom and told her our confessions of 12 year old rebellion.
We're both grounded.
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